"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
My co-3C-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 07, 2021
My stepniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
stepniece-in-law.
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by Mr. Memeologist October 06, 2018
What you are allowed to have
by 459395 March 10, 2022
The tendency of a single person, usually someone of moderate strength, to attract people either just as strong or stronger than themselves.
Seems like that new rookie bike racer is surrounded by Daizora's Law, he's in a field of Cat 4s and 3s, and he's only Cat 5.
by FSG TRP. No.#46231 March 21, 2024