flying monkeys

Flying Monkeys (plural) - the name of the fanclub/supporters of YouTuber Devon Tracy (Atheism-Is-Unstoppable).

Butt-hurt Generation Pussy Regressive: "Oh, here comes AIU's Flying Monkeys to ruin my story with their logic."

by AFlyingMonkey September 3, 2016

Meat Monkey

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.

Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.

by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011

manged monkey

manged monkey it is a clean shaved pussy

damn that girls got a manged monkey

by bri December 29, 2004

humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

porch monkey

Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.

Your mama looks like an Alabama porch monkey!

by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005

wet monkey

bathing apes, fresh kicks, fresh hoodies kid

my closets filled with gators and some wet monkeys

by CREAM4L October 3, 2006

monkey wrench

when someone is giving a blow job & bites down & does a cart wheel while giving head

i don't want a monkey wrench you bitch

by aliceeeeeee April 17, 2007