carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Trucker Butter

The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.

I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.

by Earl! January 28, 2023

rub some butter on it

basically telling someone to go die

Why dont you rub some butter on it?

by unicornspawn23 July 31, 2019

Butter

A character trait, often unattainable even through deep mediation , oozing swagger, confidence, or drip. Do NOT be the guy with no butter

"Yo you got butter dog."
"This song got so much butter I have diabetes."

by NoButterMag April 6, 2021

Nutter butter

A hard hit in the testicles.

Guy 1: Dude are you ok?
Guy 2: Ohhh! My fucking NUTS!
Guy 1: That was a Nutter butter! You aint fucking anytime soon!
Guy 2: Fuck you!

by LuisMS November 2, 2023

butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.

He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.

by MakingEntropy September 12, 2016

Bread and Butter Likers

A reliable group of people or an individual who will consistantly like anything and everything you post on social media without fail.

Example 1
Tim: I really don't understand how Ross got 7 likes for that picture of milk?

Kurt: Chill Tim. There just his "Bread and Butter Likers"

Example 2

Sandra can post on Facebook without fear, she has a very solid group of " bread and butter Likers"

by Ashinx3 December 21, 2013