Beans

Beans means Hello comrades or goodbye comrades

Beans what game we playing tonight

I am going to head out beans

by JustBeans January 20, 2021

Green Bean

a brand new starbucks barista, or newer barista or who is not good at their job

zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!

by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

Beans

Human beans. Because they are small.

"I HATES WATER , I YEETS ONLY BEANS"

by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Bean

Bean is a very versatile word. Similar to the new hipster use of the word “minute,” it can be used to describe a long or short period of time depending on the context of the conversation.

Context: Friends that have not seen each other in a while.

“Yooo it’s been a bean bro, I miss you”

Context: A friend is on his way and will be there shortly.

“I’m around the corner I’ll be there in a bean”

by Bean Blaster May 9, 2022

Bean Chute

In female anatomy, the hood of the clitoris — or the clitoral hood — is the fold of skin that surrounds the head of the clitoris. It protects the sensitive clitoris from friction or rubbing

You're as bout useful as a bean chute

by Bobby Buttz February 4, 2022

Bean-Busted

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.

Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!

by The big bean March 7, 2021