Fuck My Life

Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.

"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"

by Jesus, H Christ August 09, 2008

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.

or when your hearing info u say it

Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?

brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or

i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :

by GOD OF FUCK MY LIFEEEEE October 30, 2009

quarter life crisis

From the John Mayer song "Why Georgia"
"Might be a quarter life crisis"

n.
the moment you realize you are a quarter of a century old.

A: Dude, you're oooold.
B: I'm only 25.
A: That's a quarter of a century.
B: What? What?! Ack!

by Sweet Georgia Peach May 12, 2004

quit at life

To tell someone, usualy in a joking manner that they did something wrong.

Dude 1: Ha,ha remember last night on family guy when peter farted.

Girlfriend: Oh my god that was so funny!

Dude 2: Oh yeah that was episode 84!

Dude 1: Wow, quit at life.

by WatANerd December 18, 2008

Millennial Life Crisis

A millennial life crisis is when a youngster realises that the oldies really did send the environment down the whazoo. And no matter being a tree planting square, you always know the cool kids at school will not invite you to the milkbar after class.

Guy 1: I swear im going through a millennial life crisis.
Guy2: Yup dem boomers did it.

by Old Mate Dan's Mate. September 20, 2019

Got Life Twisted

You have the situation messed up.

"You know you was messing with that crazy girl" ........ "Man you (got life twisted).

by Atl Dictionary May 31, 2006

what is known as life

STARBUCKS
Instagram
Youtube
And BTW if you don't like any of the, or not even know what it is then u don't have a life. Because these 3 things is "what is known as life".

Girl: let's go drink "what is known as life"
Boy: yeah! STARBUCKS is known as life

by What is known as life March 27, 2015