J-Lo'ed

When your bicyle's drivetrain is so hopelessly worn out that all components have to be replaced.

I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.

Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.

by The King76 September 30, 2011

J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia

"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"

by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025

O J Clinton

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.

Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!

by Zappin' Nap August 14, 2024

Ken-j

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though

"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "

by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

J money

J money means to lie or to cap

Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money

by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022

J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

by MONEY STEALER June 10, 2023