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Anal Drilling

The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.
Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.
by pelvic floor dysfunction February 28, 2018
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Anal Andrew

When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.
I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.
by GAOpticsGuru June 7, 2023
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anal gag

That was the best anal gag I have ever had
by AssTickler May 7, 2018
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Anal Plumping

To have surgically-implanted butt plumpers.
Check out the booty on Winona! That girl's done some serious anal plumping!
by buttman65 July 14, 2011
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Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."
Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe
by CoreyTech June 18, 2018
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Anal

Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!
by im_stupid February 26, 2020
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Anal analyzer

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024
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