confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Anal-ality

A personality in which one is anal

My brother, the chemical engineer, suffers from chronic anal-ality.

by SaraC43 September 21, 2022

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

ANALE PRINS

The anal prince is a dutch title for a virgin who looses his virginity to another virgin thru anal sex and films it.
It's the highest order you can earn in the Netherlands and Belgium.

Thomas: "Jow er is een nieuwe anale prins in town!"
Marie: "Omg wie? Ik wil hem voor mij hebben."

by ARVI123 September 23, 2022

anal friday

Anal fridays is an excuse to be as gay with the boys as possible

If a friend says something gay say “only on Fridays” when your girl asks why you act gay with the boys say “it’s anal friday”

by Hehsixkenskxosowokdkd October 5, 2022

Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome

I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.

by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022