Alex Mendler

A tall and skinny babbling idiot, always saying sum shit that doesn’t make any sense, usually a degenerate pot smoker, also probably watches a LOT of Fortnite porn.

Dude just mute your mic your being an Alex Mendler, and I can hear the big busty renegade raider porn playing in the backround.

by Fartslayer54 May 3, 2024

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Alex

my pookie wookie i love you so much your my bsf so im dedicating this to you

Me: Alex is the best🫶
Literally anybody else: Hell yeah!

by Rosina Y. Herra May 11, 2024

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the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.

Madison: Have you seen alex play football?
Me: I did and he’s is so hot, right?
Madison: Exactly.

by CutieTomato May 13, 2024

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Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

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Goddamnit Alex

Don't just let him off the hook there!

Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

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