Wet

When a person is angry and doesn't realize how mad they actually are.
Amber is wet because Victoria's secret does not have her size.
by The Ballhandler April 10, 2016
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wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.
"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"
by on76lepy August 11, 2009
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Keep It Wet

A versatile phrase used in different contexts:

1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!

2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.

Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.
Exampled (Men):
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”

Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.
by Mark Saucer January 14, 2025
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Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday
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Wet bush

A wet bush is when a woman gets very excited sexually, her juices begin to flow so much that she moisturizes her own pubic hair
Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.
by frogggdogg May 15, 2024
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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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