dont cop a tit

when trying to tell someone to not freak out.
or to not make a big deal out of things.
God Kelly, I'll do it later, dont cop a tit!
by baileemae69 June 29, 2011
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chop shop tits

A really bad boob that look like they were done in a chop shop.
LEROY : Did you see Shadenda's new Boobs ?
RUDY : HELL YEA they some nasty ass chop shop tits.
by chimmel June 30, 2015
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the tit's nut sack

The very very best
Heavily disputed debates have concluded that Rolls-Royce is indeed the tit's nut sack of the automobile industry.
by dr fjord October 17, 2013
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shield those tits

STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.
Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.
by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011
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fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.
"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)
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Show us your tits.

An exclamation, usually spoken by drunk or horny guys, who want to see a hot chicks supple, bare titties.
by Brian March 18, 2004
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