Taco Bell

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!

Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

Taco Sauce

Sperm, man cum

Check out that hottie, I’d love to give her some taco sauce!!

Can be a verb too; I’d like to sauce that taco!!

by Richter Ass October 27, 2020

Glossy taco

A glossy top coat used after putting on nail polish, nail vinyls, HOLO-glitter etc. to seal everything in and make it glossy.
The taco can be in either normal or gel form, it can also be holo.
This word is often used in Simplynailogical 's videos on YouTube. (look her up, she's the best.)

now to make the holo nail polish extra fancyyy, we're going to add some glossy taco on top of it.

by twenty øne gløssy tacøs July 15, 2017

Taco Clomping

The act of being loud in a situation or environment where one should be quiet or silent.

The funeral was ruined by some jackoff taco clomping throughout the whole thing.

by QueenQuack August 5, 2021

Glossy taco

Glossy top-coat

I finished painting my nails with a black holo (holographic) nail polish and when it dried I put on a glossy taco to make it smooth and shiny

by Holosexuel Freak April 18, 2018

Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018

Super Taco Bell blumpkin

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.

Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !

by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024