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Floppy-Sally 

1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).

in other words:

2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA

"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"

"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
Floppy-Sally by jeffffff September 22, 2008
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Vommiting Salt 

Similar to spitting salt, but only used when more intense arguments are held.
"I was beyond mad, when we talked, i was vommiting salt non stop!"
Vommiting Salt by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008

The Sallyer 

Dublin Slang for ones head. Derived from the town of SallyNogin. In yesteryear, people used to refer to their heads as theis nogins.
How was your Sallyer on Sunday morning Stephen. You fairly lowered the juice into you.

Or,

Joe crossed the ball in, but PL missed the net when he missed a glorious chance with his sallyer.

Whilst playing heads and volleys, or 7 Up, a striker may often be heard roaring, on the sallyer son.
The Sallyer by goose licker June 17, 2009

Maddam Sally Foundation 

The Maddam Sally Foundation is a program based in Paragould Arkansas that is attempting to raise money to rebuild Sally's Saw Mill, founded by Marshall McPhink shortly after the Town's founding that led to a influx of jobs and revenue for the city. Sally's Saw mill was demolished after the McPhink wealth dissapeared during the great depression.
Sally's Saw Mill is important to the people of Arkansas as a symbol of economic growth and prosperity that brought people into the city and set the basis for economic fruition.
The Maddam Sally Foundation has almost reached enough money to begin construction of Marshall McPhink's Legacy, Sally's Saw Mill.

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

pimp salted 

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant
"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted
pimp salted by Los papi May 21, 2011

Hillbilly salt 

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.
These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!
Hillbilly salt by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011