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mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
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National Day Maker/#1 Supporter Day

July 14,A day dedicated to your day makes and #1 supporters!
Thank you for being my #1 supporter,Happy National Day Maker/#1 Supporter Day!
by *~.QueenPeriodt.~* July 14, 2019
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January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush
Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*
by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020
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Multiversus Season 1

So Black Suit Man and Green Creepy Fuck are Joining the Fight
by superspideey August 20, 2022
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Mizuki’s #1 Fan

mizukicuteclothes on tiktok is mizuki akiyama’s #1 fan. Mizuki is a PJSK character from a singing group. nobody on planet Earth loves Mizuki more than Mizukicuteclothes. They are the Mizuki lover of the century, no one else can top their love. You can’t out Pizza the Hut, can you? Mizuki is their life, their love, their heart, and their world. Nothing could take them away from mizuki. Mizuki is everywhere, in their brain, in their tears, and their blood. There’s nothing you could do or say to take Mizuki away from them, this is Mizuki‘s number one fan

You: im mizuki’s #1 fan!

mizukicuteclothes: “if my eyes turn red…RUN.”
John doe: Mizukicuteclothes is Mizuki Akiyama’s #1

mizuki: yes vivi is my number 1 fan

Mizuki Akiyama’s #1 fan - A Mizuki’s #1 fan is a person whose entire life revolves around the character Mizuki Akiyama. their mood and actions depend on Mizuki akiyama entirely, and nothing and no one could make them feel any different about mizuki. Without mizuki, they’d have no world. They wouldn’t know themselves or anyone around them without the existence of mizuki akiyama.
by CrackKazui March 30, 2025
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1

The amount of friends you have loser! HAH!

Also ur grade on that math quiz u failed bozo
I have 1 little ass friend

I have a 1 on my math quiz
by masonthemissile November 19, 2022
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