Daniel

This dude has the urge to cheat on every test as well as all the Asian hoes he has. He have a VERY huge slong and uses it to please his dog. The peanut jars in his home usually have a hole in them for no perticular reason. He uses every animal as some sort of sex toy and enjoy it when hamsters die during the making. If he got a chance to make it to the age of 20 he would for sure fuck minors. But at the end of the day he is a nice guy, just never leave your pets whit him...

Maria: Did Daniel fuck you good last night. Sandra: No he just went at it whit my 10 year old brother and his dog.

by Goof daddy October 18, 2023

damn daniel

A phrase used to compliment someone on their clothing.

Guy 1: *is wearing fresh af clothes*
Guy 2: DAMN DANIEL

by Jerrybomb01 September 5, 2016

daniel haines

A beautiful specimen of a man any girl could fall in love with him

"Hey look it's daniel Haines"
"What a legend"

by Ye_boi_big_daddy November 21, 2019

damn daniel

When your homeboy Daniel is wearing vans and you notice. White vans are especially noticeable so you get really excited.

Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans, Daniel. Spicyyy!! Damn Daniel!

by Just Billz September 3, 2016

bar daniel

A legendary man summoned by a special chant invented by ancient Egyptians.

let's do the bar daniel chant boys

by mattiaisgay123 September 9, 2021

Daniel

If you ever meet a daniel he is an amazing guy and if you are the lucky girl he chooses you know he is a good kisser and they way he touches you when he kisses you is just 😍 he can make you horney when he kisses you and has a beautiful soul if you ever meet a daniel don’t let him go because he is dead rare he might get angry at times when he’s in a bad mood he is a jelouse type and if he has a girlfriend he can’t go a day without kissing her and touching her

Bryce: have you seen daniel

Meg: yeah he’s making out with his girlfriend

by Hdhdubd August 18, 2018

Daniel Lagomarsino

A very chill and collective teacher who works at TPAA.
Loves history and anything related to it. He also likes working with the YDSA and D&D clubs associated with the school.
Loves his GF (Aranda Gavi) to death. Very wholesome.
Overall, he's a real c h i l l guy.

Student 1: Ayy yo bro! I have AP Euro next year, and I can't wait!
Student 2: That sucks, imagine having to do extra work for nothing! NERD!
Student 1: Man shut up! I have Daniel Lagomarsino as my teacher!
Student 2: Shi really? GODDAMNIT!

by Cincinnatihell February 22, 2022