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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
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The Daniel Fetish

A fetish for people who rarely stop smiling, are Peurtorican, and have foot fetishes.
"Do I have The Daniel Fetish?"
by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016
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Daniel

Daniel is one of the most deadest guys around, he has a lack of entertainment, jokes, emotion and overall human features. He represents a human meatball rather than a real human. He has little to know qualitys apart from being annoying, pussy and an overall cunt. He acts like a bitch in front of other females but will be a racist cunt to you or your friends. He will cause arguments everyday, and will seek attention on evervy corner. He has a constant feature of arguing with someone and acting like their bitch the next day. They are the worst
Daniel: you paki bastard
Everyone else: please stfu
by Wizardly powers June 15, 2018
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damn daniel

by ellistrashcan August 20, 2016
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Daniel Watson

Twitter micro-influencer
Chad 1: “hey do you follow @bigmeat31 on twitter?”

Chad 2: “ofc i love Daniel Watson, along with My Cristal and Ground Beef
by MyCristal479 November 30, 2021
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Daniel VanVoorhis

A fat retard who takes up the universe. He also has extremely curly hair that looks like ramen. He swears it is natural even though we all know it’s a perm.
“Yo who ate all my cookies?? I bet it was Daniel VanVoorhis.”
by Monkey Maniac March 1, 2022
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Daniel Chiu

Hubby bubby giving free pfc. Og sugar daddy. My G from TCS.
Calm lets go pfc. 2sec later. I like them big I like em chunky comin out pfc like a daniel chiu
by Moulton Ganja September 24, 2020
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