When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty'.
by Lucyw September 4, 2006
Get the standing dirty mug.A sexual procedure where you instert the penis into the anus and then into the vagina and then back into the anus repeatedly. The outcome is a sloppy mess and is disgusting. The term can be abbreviated as just DH.
Yea, so I gave a Dirty Hellen to this girl yesturday.
Man, that's gross why would you ever give a DH!!
Man, that's gross why would you ever give a DH!!
by b-p December 13, 2006
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by gnarkiller February 13, 2007
Get the dirty sprinkler mug.The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.
Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.
Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.
Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.
Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.
Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)
- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)
- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.
- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)
- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.
- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
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by rstlrkn September 26, 2008
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by DTCR July 24, 2014
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