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crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug
Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
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cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
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cake

The butt of anyone (male or female.)
Look at her, she barely has any cake.
Wow! That's some real cake she got there.
by channie's menu September 5, 2020
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Green Bay Chocolate Cake

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025
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Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.
Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!
by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020
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nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something
science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake
by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022
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