Vac-cum

The mouth of a female
Aka: cum vacuum

Guy 1: I dont want my ejaculate matter to go to waste. What do I do?
Guy 2: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Guy 1: Oh yeah. I could use her vac-cum to get rid of it.

by undercover_Arab March 10, 2011

cum burger

mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.

mmm lets all make a cum burger

by bal March 8, 2005

Cum Grits

The cum residue off a used dildo by improper cleaning.

Sally forgot to clean her dildo and now has left over goops of hardened cum all over it, otherwise known as cum grits.

by Guttertongue July 12, 2009

cum shaker

worker at a restaurant whose primary responsibility is to keep the cum from solidifying so patrons can enjoy fresh cum on their food.

Harvey's grandfather learned the value of money at a young age, working as a cum shaker during the summer months.

by tunatube August 5, 2008

Hot Cum

Freshly extracted semen from an alpha male

“Drip on those hunnies”
“What we drippin exactly”
“Hot Cum”

by MichaelPeen December 28, 2020

cum receptacle

Name for a man who eats too much cum and gets fucked up his ass one too many times. Also known to have STD's.

My cousin Sal is a cum receptacle.

by Sals gay nellie January 9, 2007

cum rag

A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.

"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"

"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"

"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010