Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

Anal fencing

When two men share one hole.

Hey ted, look Nate and Jordan are anal fencing that dude!

by 240HazMat May 24, 2019

Anal memory

When the ripples of flatulence embed the memory to the anal region

"And it was none more committed than to that of the anal memory"

by PatchyScratchy April 11, 2024

anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016

anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.

Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.

by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021

Being anal about it

Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.

Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.

by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024

Anal angel

Is part of the 33% of the hot population. It’s very iconic with sexual personality, but hates sex and the same time. Loves Paris Hilton.

She is a true anal angel, loves her asexuality and eyes.

by Babe123321 April 24, 2020