Guac-Taco

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips

"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"

by guacfan4life August 19, 2024

taco phone

Nickname given to the Nokia N-GAGE smartphone, commenting on its shape very similar to a taco's. The term is sometimes used to refer to phones in a similar format, like the Nokia 5510, 3300 and 3300b

Is that a taco phone? That thing looks ridiculous!
Does the taco phone still work?
Can you call on the taco phone?

by Leo the almighty idiot December 27, 2023

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 09, 2023

No Taco

Another way of saying a bad word.

I can’t believe Her she is such a No Taco

by Wait what oh yeah ya like jazz December 08, 2019

Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.

"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"

by Chimble January 25, 2021

Sicken Choft Tacos

Bad luck piss-poop tacos. Based on sicken, choft, and tacos.

Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.

SICKEN CHOFT TACOS BATMAN! LOOK AT HER COOTER!

by Glow Hat May 23, 2011

Taco Syndrome

When you are alone in a room with a Taco, and you are afraid Taco will hurt you.

Don't be ridicules, there is no Taco in the room. Are you having a Taco Syndrome?

by King-Gen November 02, 2018