National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023

kiss the homies goodnight

THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.

imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)

by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023

Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall

Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.

by JWW302 October 31, 2023

Bambi kissed

When someone get kissed by their crush, and they get stiff and red because it feels so good; just like in the Bambi movie.

Chuck: Why is Justin so stiff and red?

Nolen: He just got Bambi kissed. He got kissed by his crush, Jessica, for first time.

by Vanguard 1998 November 1, 2023

Kiss your homies day

November first you can kiss the homies and it won’t be gay

Bro: you it’s nov 1st

Other bro: so

Bro:It’s kiss your homies day

by Dagger4 November 1, 2023

Hershey kissed

When someone us riding you and they accidentally poop on you and they leave a perfect Hershey kiss shaped poop on your balls

I was banging this chic last night and she accidentally sit on my balls she Hershey kissed me

by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023

Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.

Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.

by formfeeder November 6, 2023