Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 12, 2012
When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024
While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024
by super duper evil guy January 10, 2025
The kitty kiss is the exact same motion of a teabag, but practice by someone with a vagina! As the teabag, it is use to show disrespect!
It is name this way as a vulva looks more like a mouth than a sac
It is name this way as a vulva looks more like a mouth than a sac
by Aboxofpuppy June 28, 2022
Did you just give yourself a November’s kiss?
He was at a party naked giving himself a novembers kiss
He was at a party naked giving himself a novembers kiss
by sumsum69 July 19, 2023