played yourself

To mess up terribly, made famous by DJ Khaled

Congratulations, you played yourself

by BrySchec November 23, 2016

Krill Yourself

When you try to say kill yourself in the chat, but the chat filter won't let you so you have to say Krill Yourself.

Guy: *Snipes you*
You: KRILL YOURSELF!

by Krill Yourself June 12, 2018

Go eat yourself

An alternative to other phrases like "bite me" "eat me" "fuck you" or "fuck off

Perv: So baby... whadda say you and me...

Lady: GO EAT YOURSELF! >:l

by Faye Von Castro July 9, 2011

cumming yourself

When a male gets a full erection when they see something they like and it comes out

Jaquan cumming yourself in class when he saw something he liked

by queen_santrice October 13, 2017

Yeet yourself

When you want to tell somebody to kill themselves but stay Family-Friendly.
See Kill Yourself

A: I like Roblox
B: Yeet yourself.

by YeetYeetYeetYeetYeetYeet August 3, 2019

loving yourself

See masturbation, euphemisms aren't necessary

Loving yourself is easy, all you need is to use your hand

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

by b0mba September 21, 2020