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wanking

consists of rubbing/pulling you're penis, to the point of orgasim, usually done by visulising sexual activity, or suduction
guy 1: aww...that chick was so sweet! i coulden't help wanking

guy 2: gl with that, as for me i don't need porn, i have my gf :D, which is way funner than that =p

guy 1: ty...still nice on a cold night though ^.^, i might light a candle :D
by peter wallace January 10, 2008
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Working on it

Phrasal verb used to denote various stages in the preparation, mastication, and digestion of food, along with the process of eliminating the waste products thereof.
1. Is dinner ready, or are you still working on it?
2. Can I take your plate, or are you still working on it?
3. Man, I'm still working on that tortilla three hours after I ate it.
4. Man, there was so much cheese in that quesadilla that I'm still working on crapping it all out.
by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006
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working man

A man who is unlikely to participate in any social activities due to being over encumbered by numerous bills and savings goals. Also known as somebody who is unable to sustain a relationship due to a lack of mental energy to tolerate the bickering and ungodly amount of attention called for by a significant other.

Likely to have few friends, if any. May experience mild to severe mood disorders over time if forced into a solitary living arrangement.

Many working men are caught up in the long working hours and stable income. Consequently, they often do very little to advance into a field that would improve their earning potential, especially if there is risk involved (low introductory pay rates, layoffs, returning to the bottom in seniority, etc.)
Joe's Friend's Girlfriend: "Wow, this apartment smells funny. Does Joe think that his dishes are going to do themselves?"

Joe's Friend: "Classic working man problems."
by societalmaggot November 23, 2014
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The Working Man

The Working Man: A person who is paid minimum wage for doing excess labor.

Or possibly the counterpart of a 'working girl', therefore a man-slut.

Or both.
Ex.

The Working Man: "Kyle is a working man! Please do not talk to him! He is very busy!!! >:C"
by Mikeinel February 23, 2009
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working from home

Presidents Thomas J and Kennedy were working from home most of the time.
by Capt Awesome September 14, 2008
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Working the Turk

Another term for smoking the hookah. Turk is used because of the hookah's popularity throughout Arab countries especially Turkey.
Working the Turk is so much better than smoking a joint.
by J McD December 14, 2008
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working

a form of the word work, to perform duties or labor, (sometimes used as opposite of broken, or as synonym for functioning*)
*the watch is not broken it is working fine, Jon is working hard,
by notyper June 12, 2008
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