wit crack

"Who the fuck fuck fuck do you want want want want!?!" Such is an example of wit crack.
by phili 000 February 09, 2010
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Git-Wit

An individual that attempts to "Get With" (pretend to find interest in) a hobby or activity that which you are enthusiastic about for the sole purpose of making a "false connection" for money, sex, or other personal gain.
Pookie: "That bitch James Gabriel Smith is such a fuckin' git-wit! All he's lookin' for is a man to run up in his back-side.

I know he ain't down with Insane Clown Posse...he's just trying to get on my good side. I ain't the one!"
by guruerror September 25, 2019
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joe-wit

Mediocore, unfunny, usually applies to individuals who try too hard to be witty and fit in.
1. Josh is such a joe-wit
2. That's a joe-wit's joke d00d
by Trik Van Guggenheim February 23, 2004
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Star Witness

the most important witness in trial that can secure the outcome of the case for one side or turn the case on its head.
See that guy? He's the only thing defense relies on, he's the star witness.
by Pompidy September 13, 2021
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Jehovah's Witnesses

The simple definition is as the name says Jehovah's Witnesses, or witnesses of Jehovah. In the texts of scriptures and writings from Moses to John, the word YHWH appears over 6700 times. No matter what language you use, whether you translate or transliterate, YHWH's name means "He who causes to become" and it directly points to His real name, which is the same in all languages.
Jehovah"He who causes to become", has caused to become the earth, all life on earth and even a way for all our sins to be washed away through the sacrifice of his Son, Jesus Christ.
All this and what do we as humans need to do? Practice the teachings set out for us in the Bible! All countries worldwide today have laws regarding murder, rape, theft and wrong WORLDWIDE as a humans we believe these things are. If humans are "created in God's image" would we not also have the same ideas genetically coded into us? We , as humans, also know that the current world society has declined since ancient times. We have not rooted out hunger. We have not prevented wars. We have not eliminated disease.
As humans, we strive to do our own thing, find our own way.
Is it possible for a race, who were caused to become, to find their own way?
Our history speaks volumes!

Jehovah's Witnesses go door to door because they believe in their hearts and minds that humanity can be saved because Jehovah wants all his children, who he "caused to become", to live and not to die through ignorance and pride.

Wouldn't you yell at the top of your lungs if you knew that your friends and family were about to be engulfed in a horrific and terrible natural disaster?

The person at the door replies"...... insert answer here..."



by shaemas June 23, 2006
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dick wit

To fuck with.
"I wouldn't dick wit dat Hatie Hoe if she the last Hoe on Earth."
by Kiteh Kawasaki September 04, 2016
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dangle wit it

To be cool with it, to be down and tight with everything. Down tha earth.
by Kevin Cray July 14, 2004
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