Get the wishemug. When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023
Get the I wish “x” was realmug. by Iwasnuetered July 27, 2024
Get the educated wishmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025
Get the .µ.I Wish You The Best.µ.mug. A “Wish Maker” is a male companion that has a mind blowing head game. His oral ability to bring a woman to climax can’t be matched; not even by the most seasoned and experienced lesbians. A wish maker is very rare. Only a few are known to be in existence.
by Studly J Hungwell November 21, 2023
Get the Wish Makermug. 
