Winking Owel

When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.

I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.

by The Deodouble Jizzeh August 20, 2021

Vertical Wink

The view of a woman's labia.

"Man, that stripper just gave you a vertical wink!"

by KingofChutney October 7, 2012

binge-winking

(noun): the act of "winking" at entirely too many people at one time on Match.com and/or other online dating sites

"My date last night was a total disaster...so when I got home, I did some serious binge-winking to make up for wasted time."

or

"I have no dignity left after that night of serious binge-winking."

by Christeeny1757 October 11, 2012

The 5 winks

A signal a female gives to a male where she winks 5 times alternating eyes with each wink as a signal that she is interested in pegging him.

I was definitely taking her home from the bar after she gave me the 5 winks.

by Kemo_the_Clown February 26, 2023

wink

Wink is a sound that pigs make.

Pig: *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink*

Person_One: Look there is a pig around!

by CPT. tele March 14, 2023

Wink

Wink is a app like tinder full of weird strangers and people called PEDOPHILES, it is so weird that you have to delete the app the next hour. If you have wink then your a PEDOPHILE or a victim!!!😒😞

“Hey do you have wink?”
RANDOM: yeah
“Are u a minor on it?”
RANDOM: no??
PEDOPHILE!!

by Itsvivonthespot March 16, 2023

leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.

A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!

by QuacksO February 18, 2023