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hockey goon

A man who beats the shit out of people when they rough up there players. Normally is not very good at hocke yand is only there to injure other guys.
Man that guy is such a hockey goon
yeah he beat the shit out of that one asshole
by Dukejr May 3, 2017
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hockey bro

someone who doesn't just play the game of hockey but lives the life style and embraces the culture of hockey. A hockey bro uses slang terms such as twig, bucket, mits, visy, shouldy, dangles, ect, and started playin puck at a very young age.

Hockey bros are usually dress in wife beaters under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, a pair of nike mids, long straggly hair, and a flat rim cap.

Hockey bros are mad chill when it comes to girls, they may sleep with pieces of white trash, but can always redeem themselves with a nice catch at a party after a game. Puck bunnies are commonly found with hockey bros at rinks and at hockey bro parties. hockey bros will eventually end up marrying there special puck bunny that will willing b in the kitchen 24/7 making him a sandwich.

hockey bros usually come together for a game of hard core puck, or mayb a pick up game of road puck in a driveway.

the hockey bro culture is very close wit the lax bro cultre and commonly chill wid eachother from time to time. mayb have a lax sesh or a game of puck with one another teams.

overall the hockey bro life is the way to go.
by hockeybroforlife0017 August 23, 2010
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bullis hockey

When I read that first definition, I couldnt help but laugh my ass off. Who won the IAC before u did? Landon did. The term "All Iac kids wish they went to bullis" Bullis gets tooled by Landon and Prep in almost every sport, and yet, still want to talk trash. Anyone from another IAC school wouldnt lower themselves to go to Bullis. Bullis is and will always be the public school u pay for.
Bullis white kid- HEY HOMIE U SEE THE HOCKEY GAME VS STA.
Other Bullis kid- Whats hockey
Landon kid- Yeah we beat Bullis 15-0 in lax....but whats new
by Bullis=Sad April 10, 2005
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hockey box

Another word for butt. My mom uses this word all tha time and i find it very funny. It's called "hockey" box because I guess once u eat and digest, "pucks" come out the other end...lolz
Dude, I gotta go empty my hockey box!!
by Emo and Proud August 18, 2008
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boot hockey

The original Minnesota "CODE" for smoking pot to keep parents and pigs in the dark...
Hey Ma, I'm gonna go play boot hockey with my friends...see ya!!!
by Bomni February 8, 2005
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Hockey Playa

A guy who plays pick up and/or plays on a a local league for the soul purpose of picking up on the Figure Skaters.
Especially those whose position defence.
1.He such a Rink Rat'cause he's a Hockey Playa! He just chasing them Ice Bunnies.
by Eliza Jayne April 1, 2008
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knocker hockey

A sexual act that involves a man or a woman slapping another woman's breasts, like slapping a puck in hockey.
Chris just totally played some knocker hockey with Stacy in the cabin.
by Aaron Newquist April 9, 2008
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