A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.
Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?
How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
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Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
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First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015
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Person 1: Has Julie even talked to you since the thing at Chipotle?
Person 2: Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy
Person 2: Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy
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Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
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