welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony

welcome to my murder hotel kj

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

Welcome Team

A small group of representatives that you are transferred to, generally after completing a purchase over the phone. If the sales rep didn't do a good job, this team will mop up the mess.

"Here's Bob from the Welcome team. He can help if you need anything else."

by Deranged Gopher June 3, 2017

Welcome to Bloxburg

Welcome to Bloxburg is a game in Roblox made for people who want to trap kids in their basements- oops I think I said it wrong haha-

Anyways it’s made for people for role playing purposes, build and create houses, and explore. There are tutorials on how to build houses in the game. Whilst, you get a limited 1-day offer if you just started. (You need R$25 to purchase Welcome to Bloxburg.)

Note, I do not make these tips, I’m not the owner of the game, it’s/they’re all credits to Coeptus, the owner of Welcome to Bloxburg.

By: AddleMosquets (itz_h4ll0we3no) in Roblox

by AddleMosquets October 28, 2022

Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.

That Pennsylvania welcome bent both of my front rims.

by Miles long August 21, 2023

Welcome to Beverly Hills

The act of putting on a facade. To pretend everything is great when all Hell is breaking loose. The smile we show the public to hide our pain and turmoil. To be used sarcastically.

Your friend asks, "Hey, How are ya?" You respond sarcastically, "Welcome to Beverly Hills." They say, "That good huh?" and you're like "Yeah, everything is just fabulous."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 4, 2018