Weasel Words

Weasel words are commonly used amongst bureaucrats to appear as if they have an idea of what they are talking about. Beware when using in written communication as someone smarter may just pull you up.

Did you catch that legend carve up Caroline at the hearing?
Caroline? The weasel words chick?
Yeah, that Caroline.
Nah mate, couldn't cop all the gibberish.

by DontBeaMaurice November 20, 2020

Basket Weasel

A clever person who gets high quality and enviable goods for a shockingly cheap price.

"Check out this cool thing I got it for $2."

"You got that for $2?!?!? You basket weasel!!!!"

"Loooool ikr, I got a good deal;D"

by BasketWeasel725 March 21, 2017

Marf Weasel

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"

"Did you hear Chris' loud Marf weasel in class today"? Even the teacher laughed!

by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011

Sugar Weasel

Sugar Weasel is an adult entertainer who performs as a naked clown. He works rock venues, club openings etc. but is probably most well known for being a male escort catering to women with clown fetishes ( see: Coulrophilia)

Sugar Weasel is a bad ass clown, did you see the size of his dick?

by Madame Munster September 7, 2013

crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012

shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017