butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.

When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.

butt-weasel by knowman March 10, 2008

Douche weasel 

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.

-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.

Douche weasel by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017

Chillin' with the Weasel 

Staying home and resting one's cock for the night.

Hey Holmes, where is yo brotha? He's at home chillin' with the weasel because he's been gettin' a bunch of strange pussy night after night.

Chillin' with the Weasel by PC Holmes March 25, 2009

Basement Weasel 

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.

those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.

Basement Weasel by emily adams September 4, 2006

Cock weasel 

a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.

AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"

- whata cock weasel

Cock weasel by James Ripley October 26, 2004

cockiana weasel 

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine

Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!

cockiana weasel by Matt K. May 26, 2003

Cheese weasel 

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

Cheese weasel by Mrurbandictinary May 13, 2016