dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

jersey ball wash

The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit

Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting

by boorilla December 9, 2007

Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

waltham

Waltham -N. - Home to the greatest of Bostonians, with the truest Boston accent. Home of Bentley and Brandeis. Home of Waltham the Band.
We are commonly called Walthamers, Walthamians, Walthamites, and sometimes even Hamians.
We like to sit around praise our great city and reminisce about the good days when we were actually good at something.
(the Wal-lex, Norumbega, Arbys, Steph P., among many other things)
And with having the greatest number of hotel rooms in any city outside of Boston there are plenty of possibilities.

Waltham is a big city with a small town feel.

by TK with help from JS October 1, 2005

FOX-washed

A) The process by which FOX News spins information to rally a conservative demographic.

B) The process of brainwashing that occurs when viewers accept this manipulated news as the truth.

a) Obama's speech, revealing how he has cut taxes for 90% of Americans, was FOX-washed to portray that he is actually raising taxes -- by using a clip out of context.

b) The FOX-washed crowd jeered at Obama's visit, calling him a socialist and comparing him to Hitler.

by Mister John October 29, 2010

I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.

Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.

by Felhamster October 13, 2009

warthog

Vehicle featured in the video game Halo. Its a jeeplike vehicle that has a mounted gun attachment. The first weapon is a minigun, and the second weapon is a rocket launcher (only available in the PC version). Seats 3

When I took the blue teams flag, I jumped into a warthog and drove back to my base.

by Nick June 13, 2004