Vaginal Palsy

A rare, temporary condition seen in women who have extremely skilled sex partners.

Symptoms include loss of motor control, inability to walk straight, unintelligble speech (mmmmhh!, uungghh!, aaahhnng!, oohhhhaahh!), and difficulty standing up straight.

Vaginal Palsy and O-pilepsy are known to be related conditions.

Vaginal Palsy is one of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions known as STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits).

He had given her Vaginal Palsy. Her arms & legs were shaking. She couldn't talk right, walk straight, or even stand up and it would be several minutes before she could.

by ExactPresence August 23, 2011

Vaginal farts

Simple. A fart that comes out a females vaginia.

Those girls let out a lot of vaginal farts, gross!

by Vaginal farts February 25, 2018

vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

vaginal atrophy

The condition assigned to undersexed mid-aged women where the muscle and tissues of the muff thin because of the lack of blood flow normally associated with an active sex life. This Boomer condition is alleviated by frequent and vigorous banging.

My friend who hadn't had sex for four years said her muff was dry as duff. Her Dr. said she had "vaginal atrophy" and prescribed sexercise.

by fleur de V November 30, 2010

Vaginal Overbite

When a woman has one vaginal lip (labia) that is significantly larger than the other. Much like a buck toothed person; except vertical and with the labia

Holy crap, I was with this girl from the bar and she had the biggest vaginal overbite.

by jumper0888 April 7, 2013

Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

by The_Eggos January 5, 2015

vaginal delivery

The birth of a child or children through the vaginal opening of the mother.

My sister was born by vaginal delivery rather than cesarean section.

by MAGCo3 November 18, 2013