pristine vagine

1. An STD free female sexual organ.
2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.

Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.

Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"

Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."

by Squid and Flounder April 21, 2010

Vaginal farts

Simple. A fart that comes out a females vaginia.

Those girls let out a lot of vaginal farts, gross!

by Vaginal farts February 25, 2018

vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012

Vaginal Overbite

When a woman has one vaginal lip (labia) that is significantly larger than the other. Much like a buck toothed person; except vertical and with the labia

Holy crap, I was with this girl from the bar and she had the biggest vaginal overbite.

by jumper0888 April 7, 2013

Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

by The_Eggos January 5, 2015

vaginal dissolvant

A ovray that dissovls your inner vigaimnal equiptment

"OH MY GOD GIRLY POP YOUR INNER VAG"
"Yeah my vag is dissolved i used vaginal dissolvant, Get some at ur drug store"
"ok lets keep fucking now"
"ah~"

by poosayfart October 25, 2022