Outdated social construct perverted from a once noble mission into socioeconomic virus destined to usher in the next great depression.
In the 1920's, unions protected people from slave wages and conditions. Over time, they won the war and the American middle class boomed. Today, having fulfilled their mission, rather than fading away, they continue to fight in a kind of sad, desperate grasp at hanging on to their own existence. They are not unlike the ACLU. Having gained the major victories and won all the good fights, they seek out the most petty, trivial, and even downright morally reprehensible battles in effort to justify their continued existence.
In the 1920's, unions protected people from slave wages and conditions. Over time, they won the war and the American middle class boomed. Today, having fulfilled their mission, rather than fading away, they continue to fight in a kind of sad, desperate grasp at hanging on to their own existence. They are not unlike the ACLU. Having gained the major victories and won all the good fights, they seek out the most petty, trivial, and even downright morally reprehensible battles in effort to justify their continued existence.
How come Japanese cars perform better, get better mileage, and are safer?
Well, maybe it's because the Japanese don't have cut $2000 of features out of every car to fulfill rich union retiree obligations. Or perhaps it's because they have more money to hire the best engineers because they don't pay uneducated, unskilled workers $25-35/hr to do manual labor.
Wait. Wait. I got. Perhaps it's because they're workers haven't been poisoned by American unions and feel like a craftsman trading equally with their company rather than leeches trying only to suck out as much as possible while exerting the minimal amount of effort... hmmm?
Well, maybe it's because the Japanese don't have cut $2000 of features out of every car to fulfill rich union retiree obligations. Or perhaps it's because they have more money to hire the best engineers because they don't pay uneducated, unskilled workers $25-35/hr to do manual labor.
Wait. Wait. I got. Perhaps it's because they're workers haven't been poisoned by American unions and feel like a craftsman trading equally with their company rather than leeches trying only to suck out as much as possible while exerting the minimal amount of effort... hmmm?
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an association that uses thuggery, hooliganism, bribery and blackmail to get the wage level raised above its true value for lazy workers
those dumb union workers at the printers drove all the print shops out of business and then had no jobs at all
by andy1 September 25, 2004
Get the union mug.Labor unions suck...all they do is hurt themselves (not getting payed and freezing their asses off striking after collective bargaining fails)...they also hurt the consumer by giving them one less option in purchasing decisions...and hurt the firm by making them looose all their money and eventuallty they run out and cant pay the fucking union people
ALL LABOR UNIONS DO IS CAUSE INFLATION IN THE US ECONOMY AND SIT ON THE ASS EATING A FUCKING SANDWITCH TELLING PEOPLE TO WORK SLOWER BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING FAGS WHO NEED TO BE ARRESTED...FUCK THAT BITH
ALL LABOR UNIONS DO IS CAUSE INFLATION IN THE US ECONOMY AND SIT ON THE ASS EATING A FUCKING SANDWITCH TELLING PEOPLE TO WORK SLOWER BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING FAGS WHO NEED TO BE ARRESTED...FUCK THAT BITH
*me working hard*
Big fag labor union man-stop working u asshole we can get this job done in 23451214 days instead of one. we can waste the tax payers money so i can stick my finger up my ass and eat because im a fat ass labor union asshole
Big fag labor union man-stop working u asshole we can get this job done in 23451214 days instead of one. we can waste the tax payers money so i can stick my finger up my ass and eat because im a fat ass labor union asshole
by LABOR UNIONS SUCK March 31, 2005
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