When your name is Tyson and you decided that every day you're shufflin', Nae-Naeing, and that you're gonna be up til the sun to get lucky.
by GBendz September 16, 2022

A SPED LOOKING A** KID. also get obese like every god damn day. like all he eats is diseases, AKA diabetes. he play goriila tag and is a no giga chad forest play. his dogs are poggers and cool.
Person 1:" yoo its tyson mintz
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
by EpicGigaChadOfSuS May 4, 2022

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
by thommydabai August 1, 2021


by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Fu tyson
by Lt lilly October 11, 2018

by Pixsian December 14, 2016
