Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.
Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.
These are the 3 leading theories.
At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.
These are the 3 leading theories.
At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
by JenniferCroint March 11, 2024
A wheelchair twink is someone who is wheelchair bound and such a twink that it is humanly impossible to identify as anything else. Twinks are typically gay or bisexual men with a slib build and young appearance however, a wheelchair twink is slim built with a face older and wrinklier than your great grandpas left nutsack that got smashed by 3 hammers, two trains, and 6 nail guns. Wheelchair twinks will ALWAYS deny they are members of the twink community as to keep anonymity alive.
The current resident twink is a retired twitch streamer by the name of ThatGuyGP who has since been forced into retirement following the spiked ball gag incident. May he recover expeditiously.
The current resident twink is a retired twitch streamer by the name of ThatGuyGP who has since been forced into retirement following the spiked ball gag incident. May he recover expeditiously.
You see that guy over there in the motorized wheelchair and raisin-esque face? He must be a wheelchair twink.
by ballz2gag September 28, 2024
One who spends hours and hours a day coding away.
Coding twinks find coding fun, but must stop their coding every now and again to engage in gay butt sex.
It is a sort of refreshing, rejuvenating activity that allows them to go back to the grind after they are finished.
Coding twinks find coding fun, but must stop their coding every now and again to engage in gay butt sex.
It is a sort of refreshing, rejuvenating activity that allows them to go back to the grind after they are finished.
The coding twink created a program to play moaning sounds every five seconds. He played the sounds in his friend's bedroom. Upon hearing this, his friend said, "I'll beat your ass!" The coding twink said in response, "I'd like that."
by ThatSpaceGamer April 18, 2024
by Iainbbc March 30, 2021
a homosexual of pigmented skin with a rather large penis who has sexual intercourse with human vegetables.
Russel: Hey Henry, don't be such a faggot cock dike twink!!!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!
by meowmeowpooface February 05, 2024
A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn
He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading
Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink
Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink
by midCLaTole November 01, 2020
A “Person” who has a permanent bar code for a mcr album on them at all times.
These things with this deficiency often display the following behaviours:
-simping for a fictional hunk
-singing (if u can call it that) mcr
-sulking (due to lack of hunk)
-being a general nuisance xoxo
These things with this deficiency often display the following behaviours:
-simping for a fictional hunk
-singing (if u can call it that) mcr
-sulking (due to lack of hunk)
-being a general nuisance xoxo
Person A: do u think Matt is a emo twink
Person B: well he is deffo an emo
A: well ye but didn’t u hear about nick and him?
B: what is it?
A: well he keeps looking off into the distance and moaning about nick
B: but there is no one in our school named nick …
Matt: HES REAL I SWEAR !!
— matt ran off the tears in his blue orbs welling up as he went to create an other barcode for the sims to fuel his fictional crush
Xoxo
Person B: well he is deffo an emo
A: well ye but didn’t u hear about nick and him?
B: what is it?
A: well he keeps looking off into the distance and moaning about nick
B: but there is no one in our school named nick …
Matt: HES REAL I SWEAR !!
— matt ran off the tears in his blue orbs welling up as he went to create an other barcode for the sims to fuel his fictional crush
Xoxo
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe April 15, 2024