twixing

when your hungry during sex so you grab a twix bar and eat one half as you finger your fat girlfriend with the other half then proceed to eat the twix bar like lady and the tramp with your partner.

oh man i was twixing fat sharon at the weekend

by beninburn May 3, 2019

Wifi twilight zone

The area around the outside of a wifi network where your cell phone thinks it has signal, and so shuts off your mobile network, but can't actually connect, leaving you with no internet at all.

Sorry I keep getting disconnected, I'm walking through a wifi twilight zone right now.

by TV4Fun September 6, 2013

high tailing

Runnin yo ass off

You jimmy was getting chased by the jake, I saw him high tailing round bleeker street

by Creboy November 29, 2013

Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

kite tailing

When a girl's tampon string hangs out of her underwear/bathing suit etc.

Did you see Sharon at the pool yesterday? She was kite tailing hardcore.

by Fraboli May 25, 2017

Baton twirling

Baton twirling is a sport that involves preforming tricks and manoeuvres with a metal stick with rubber ends. It is a dangerous sport as twirlers often hit themselves quite hard during practice as that baton is very hard. Yet no matter how many injuries they have, twirlers get over it and continue to hurt themselves with the sport. In most countries, it is quite unknown and some people don’t perceive it as a sport. It is a sport as it involves many qualities such as hand-eye coordination, team work, practice, dedication, flexibility and more.

Friend: Can you come over today?
Me: No I have to practice my baton twirling

by Batontwirler17 August 15, 2019

Twiline

A feeling that occurs during a great depression or when things are too heavy and your mind can't handle it anymore, so it makes a false sense of what's reality.

Twiline
Like twiline happiness, when life is too hard to live in, you cry everyday, then when you can't handle it anymore, ever day you feel a fake kind of happiness.

by Gabriel Bennet November 11, 2007