Tollan

Tollan is and adjective used to describe the best smelling boy in the world. A Tollan hug is free and comfy. Tollan also describes a boy who has intense basketball skills and a really cool necklace that you can rip off and magnet back on.

"Why is that kid so cool?"
"I know, isn't he SO TOLLAN?"

by freeeeeeeehugs March 19, 2009

Tallahassee Crab Trap

A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.

“My wife and I love the Tallahassee Crab Trap, I love waiting for it to close back up on me!”

by Conk01 January 2, 2021

Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

Tulactus

Tulactus, devourer of time. An entity who steals all your time and productivity, consuming it for it's own sustenance. The Tulactus is easily identifiable by it's lack of social skills, waddling walk and by it's overly loud speaking voice. This voice is noteworthy as it may resemble any number of famous persons and is often used to lure it's prey into a conversation from great distances. This voice is often called the herald of Tulactus, as it forewarns others of their impending doom.

Thanks to Tulactus, our team meeting ran 14 hours long...

by Captain Bling-Bling April 13, 2007

tellaisha

A really pretty girl.

She is so tellaisha.

by Kristen24 June 12, 2008

tellable

Something obvoiuse ; something that can be told.

Girl 1: It nice out
Girl 2: Yea, well thats tellable.

by glacier005 April 24, 2009

Tallahassee Bird Feeder

the act of oral intercourse with a young hot woman and her much less hotter mom that is not quite a MIlF but has a deep and croaky voice from a lifetime of smoking

guy 1- dude I had a tallahassee bird feeder last night
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice

by realmilfhunter69 October 22, 2013