mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020

Golden Trout

When a big headed person tries to say they not wearing a redfish hat, and tries to play it off.

Paul- "Nah brah, this isn't a redfish hat, you stupid, it's a golden trout.."

by THE-P.Bader-Disruptor January 18, 2022

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

punch you in the trout

A threat that will give anyone pause.

You: Whore. Leave my husband alone or else.
Whore: Oh yeah. What are you going to do about it.
You: I'm gonna punch you in the trout!

by gtrav_az November 25, 2013

bitchslap the trout

A term used when a lesbian couple are having sex and one of them slaps the others vagina with extreme force.

It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.

Lesbian 1: "What are you going to do to me?"
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."

Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."

by Enderpickaxeman August 11, 2016

corn speckled brown trout

poop.

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

by NonPracticingAtheist July 31, 2016

MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!

by breaker413 September 23, 2016