automotive tourettes

A condition that encourages random outbursts aimed at the homeless, ugly, or disheveled from a moving vehicle. Usually insults are brief and to the point, in order to frustrate and anger the innocent bystander. Unfortunately, by the time they think of how much they want to hurt you, you are far down the street, hopefully not at a red light.

"AWWW, GROSS"
"AHAHA FAG"

"guy, seriously, stop your fucking automotive tourettes, you're gonna get shit thrown at my fresh whip."

by big jc October 3, 2006

Tourettes

Aaron Morris

Aaron: gonorrhea gonorrhea! I have Tourette’s! Tourettes is when you yell stupid crap out loud and you don’t know what any of it even means.

by lit mc tit February 25, 2018

Tourettes

A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.

Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."

by nerraD001 March 12, 2018

Tolme Tourette’s

Alter ego created by Puterway who has Tourette’s and UP down syndrome

Here comes tolme Tourette’s go the other way.

by Puterway May 25, 2022

tourettes

Tourettes is a Disorder where you make involuntary Movements or Noises. I have it and its NOT fun. It can harm. Example: I have a tic where I tilt my head aggressively and it causes neck pain.
It is NOT attention seeking.

Person A: “Haha! _____ has Tourettes they’re such an attention seeker!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up man.”
Later, Person A gets taught about Tourettes

by howdoihavesomuchdisorders September 5, 2023

Taylor Tourettes

When random unstopple social outbursts of Taylor Swift lyrics result in social awkwardness and/or exclusion.

“So as I was saying, Julia was being so irritating, I can even believe-“
“BUT I GOT SMARTER I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME”
“You have a bad case of Taylor tourettes”

by Droppingmycroissant May 4, 2018

Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

by czehner May 10, 2019