dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.

Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..

by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013

Totes Cleats

To totally agree with something

Ben made us these hats, and they're Totes Cleats!

by Mr Wang's F1 Tours March 24, 2022

Tote

Something you don't want to do; a struggle

- All this homework is a tote.

- "I gotta walk all the way home"... "that's a tote"

by Miolagranola July 6, 2017

Hoe tote

A laundry basket that is used to contain a man or a woman’s belongings for ease of moving from house to house.

Amanda caught Raymond liking other girls’ photos, so she kicked him out is why he is walking with his hoe tote down the sidewalk.

by Drippydick October 8, 2022

Tote

Another way to say shoot.

Man we tote them 223s no 22s

by mellyttg November 6, 2021

Tote

A small amount of something

I will have a tote of whiskey

by Iambic July 12, 2018