Wang-Fu

Kung-Fu but with your wang

Prodominatley practised by nerdy folk with too much time on their hands.

Nerdman: Watch out! I'm a master in wang-fu!
Jelly: O_o um ok...

by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006

Wang Lao

He is the complete form of Wang Lai and Wan Lo combined. It is believed that he is 8,000,000,000 years old. No one can really know his age because he was born before time even existed. It is also believed that he created light when light shone on his head.

A: Wang Lao have some hair!
B: No! It is not possible!

by WANG LAIII November 3, 2021

wanged over

Similiar to 'screwed over' but using the word wang to freshen it up.

My password got stolen from eBay by a Nigerian scammer. I got wanged over.

by Traviss July 17, 2006

wang sputum

ejaculate

Mother, this soup tastes worse than Daddy's wang sputum

by Thrice Goatly December 8, 2009

Dee-Wanged

The act of chopping someones dick off.

A little more than a jewish circumcision.

A Dick Decapitation

Oh my god he just got Dee-Wanged.

by Isaac harrison January 1, 2012

wang hang

When you can see the outline of a dude's penis through his pants; the male equivalent of a nip-slip

Did you see Jon Hamm's wang hang pics?
Yeah, he's definitely a shower.

by savoit March 21, 2013

Brandon Wang

An asian kid who likes to draw mildly disturbing comics and play Dungeon and Dragons ripoffs, in between playing the violin for hours on end.

You are at Brandon Wang's house playing "Dungeons and Brandons" when you notice Brandon is drawing comics of people's heads exploding on a spare sheet of paper

by Xx_SuperBoi_xX December 3, 2019