A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.
by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

by anaviz September 10, 2020

(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Thursday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Thursday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Tuesdayism, is considered wrong.
Q: "What is the evidence for Last Thursdayism?"
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."
by Anonymous November 6, 2002

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by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018
