A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.
by GuidoPosse69 February 14, 2005
The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
by TammyTime1991 November 04, 2010
by anaviz September 10, 2020
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Thursday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Thursday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Tuesdayism, is considered wrong.
Q: "What is the evidence for Last Thursdayism?"
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."
by Anonymous November 06, 2002
The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.
Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.
by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020
Grahn then goes on to explain that when she was in high school, there was a rumor perpetually whispered that if anybody wore green on a Thursday, that meant they were queer.
"I am looking to meet another boy" said joe " i am going to wear a green shirt Thursday and let him know i want to tap that ass"
by Hippy.oppenheim September 21, 2023
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?
Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 09, 2022