Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”
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The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.
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breathe through his ears

The descriptive phrase for a man who is expert in the art of orally pleasing a lady. He can stay down there for so long without coming up for air.
"I couldn't believe how good he was last night, that boy can breathe through his ears"
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Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
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Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw
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Patented Julie Pull Through

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.
(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"
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The act of a giving oral sex to a woman while she is seated on an elevated surface, especially a bar counter.
NotARageComic: I heard Bryant McKinnie picked a girl up, put her on the bar and ate her out on the bar and that's overrated?!?

Fred Smooth: We call that running through the okra patch!
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