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Admissions Pimp: "St Thomas has the St Thomas Network! We allbutguaranteeunderlegalcontracture that we WILL get you a high-finance jobs right out of college!!"
Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."
EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.
Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."
EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.
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Get the Thomas mug.The sweetest boy a Sarah, or any girl, could ask for. He knows just what to say, but can't always bring himself to say it. Some may see it as a flaw, but those who truly love him find that they even love that about him. He's also very very tall, but he's the perfect height so that when you hug him, you're right underneath his chin. He's very thoughtful and is a boss writer. He's a good cuddler, but he also shows you respect. He can show love without getting too "touchy feely." I love him so much, he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. He can't be mean- it's near impossible, there is not a single mean bone in his body. He is very smart and certainly shows it. He's not embarassed to hold your hand in front of his friends, even when he knows that he'll get teased by his band peers. He's very polite and definetly shows that he is a man of God through his actions.
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Knows just how to treat a girl right and is a complete romantic at heart. Typically Yorkshire, stubborn but loveable.
Knows just how to treat a girl right and is a complete romantic at heart. Typically Yorkshire, stubborn but loveable.
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