Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023

daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019

zoo

A pejorative for furries. It comes from the word "zoophile" or "zoosadist"

Oh no, there is a zoo convention on my town and i need to move asap

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

zoo wee mama

saying someone is hot or pointing something crazy out. from Diary Of a Wimpy Kid

zoo wee mama she’s pretty!

by salty pomegranate December 9, 2024

Zoo

a term often used when a bunch of animals are together in one place, unless it's a farm.

"and from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo!"

by franklin the netherwatcher July 22, 2022