kookie wookie

Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.

You're such a kookie wookie all the time.

by NOT Fernando March 4, 2022

Wookie-ing

2 people with excessive amounts of genital hair having sex

I was Wookie-ing my girl all night

by Onzic June 3, 2018

Wookie Punch

When having sex with an amputee you rip their fake arm off and fist them with it.

Man, Brad was banging this hot chick with one arm and pulled the old wookie punch. She loved really being filled.

by Soiled_potato November 19, 2022

Pookie wookie dookie

A pookie bookie dookie is when a girl finds out you're dating the same person and then invites you to be her girlfriend and you slurp each other's pussy for a hour before breaking up and go back to you're lives

Oh yeah, she was my pookie wookie dookie but we just didn't work out

by Draculaura123 January 20, 2024

Wookie Growler

When a lady fails to maintain her pubic hair and it resembles the fur of a Chewbacca

James, have you seen her Wookie Growler, she needs to trim that thing right now!

by nico-p November 15, 2018

Cyber Wookie

A Cyber Wookie is genetically modified wookie that lives in Cyber Space. He has interchangable parts and can do ANYTHING. I repeat, ANYTHING.

Originally thought up by Ben Hartland and came in to play during college where class mates would alter the appearance of the Cyber Wookie.

The rules of Cyber Wookie are:
1. Do not undo anything someone has done without popular demand.
2. Do not cover up someone elses modification, but you may add to it.
3. It must be a Wookie.

http://www.cyberwookie.tk

Original Wookie: http://tinyurl.com/rruwf

Cyber Wookie: http://tinyurl.com/lswzx

by Ben Hartland September 14, 2008

wookie

(n)1. A man who has an uncalled for amount of pubic hair with which he has never shaved, nor trimmed.

(v)1. To give a blow job to a man of great proportion when said man has a vast amount of pubic hair.

Kait: OMG, I went out with Jesus last night. He is SUCH a wookie.

While out with her friends last night, Kait explains the amazing wookie she gave to her boyfriend, Jesus, while they were in the shower.

by unsub2 October 9, 2008