Wizard

boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)

I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!

by The Real Pumpkin King February 19, 2012

wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose

1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?

by Mastikator November 05, 2004

Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.

1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!

by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009

wizard rock

an awesome genre of music based on the awesome harry potter series by jkrowling!! and i feel that ppl that dont give it a chance arent very nice!

Harry and the Potters, The Parselmouths, The Moaning Myrtles, The Whomping Willows, The Remus Lupins!!!

so now you shall go running to myspace to look at those bands and appreciate the wizard rock music!

by hpfan! January 18, 2008

Wizard's Cum

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

by Condog2 July 24, 2012

unicorn wizard

A ginger on the internet.

"That guy is such a unicorn wizard".

by AnonymousScrub67 October 26, 2014

Wizards kiss

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.

Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?

by Perellio May 30, 2018