Dolf Truth

Truths that only hold water in a fictional world, called Dolfopulous.

Yo don't be telling more yo damn Dolf Truths, again! I don't wanna be jumping of no bridge... again.

by Archamedis July 3, 2006

truth or crimesequences

(n.) -- What one arrives at after painstakingly investigating a crime.

"I think we found our man in the ongoing murder probe. Now he's going to have to face truth or crimesequences."

Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010

Pon truth

Wanting the very truth of a situation or statement

“I hope he is tell the pon truth”

by Ethan Phillips July 16, 2021

Meghan’s Truth

It’s whatever one THINKS or erroneously PERCEIVES to be “their truth” often to make themselves the victim of any situation arisen.

‘Recollection may vary’ when it comes to Meghan’s truth!

by Kay Ra October 18, 2022

Quantum truth

A fact who's degree of truthiness changes upon observation.

" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.

"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"

by dv1d June 26, 2017

Truth Sauce

Truth sauce: A term used when truth is being served. Derived from Alexis screwing up saying the word ‘Apple sauce’

The truth sauce is im too lazy to come up with a better example

by JewMaster9000 August 6, 2019

Freakonomics Truth

Statistical facts or other scholarly information that makes people uncomfortable when they read it or hear it. Freakonomics Truth often causes great consternation and denial in the listener or reader who is so shocked by what they have just discovered, that they try to avoid learning about similar information in the future.

Mass abortion among unmarried, low income women after the Roe v. Wade decision in 1973 led to a significant reduction in violent crime in the United States in the 1990s and 2000s, because many of the children who would have become violent criminals were never born. Many devoutly religious people don't like to hear 'Freakonomics Truth' because it flies in the face of everything they have been brought up to believe. 'Freakonomics Truth' reminds us of how dark and ugly life often is.

by Frank Sandpaper April 26, 2013